Whether you’re contemplating getting a miniature, standard or giant Schnauzer, we’re here to tell you all of the reasons why you shouldn’t.
So sit tight and listen up!
1. They’re very unattractive dogs
Yep, these furry fellas are not cute at all. Just look at this one…oh, okay, that one's *quite* cute but the other aren’t. Honest.
2. Yep, definitely not cute
Okay, so we didn’t illustrate our point with the previous post but look at this one, not adorable in the slightest…
3. They have very little personality
They’ll never make you laugh. You’ll never find them in ridiculous positions, trying to look cool with their serious little faces. Take this pup for instance, it doesn’t make us go all gooey looking at that stern little face in that ludicrous position, at all.
4. They take themselves far too seriously
Like dressing your pup up on special occasions? Well, then you can count out a Schnauzer because these dogs will never wear a costume. Ever. And, even if you find one that will, you’ll never laugh out loud at how heart-breakingly silly they look.
5. They won’t do the tilty head thing
It might not be top of your list of priorities but we like our dogs to do that adorable tilty head things. A Schnauzer simply won’t do it…oh, okay, this one will but we’re sure the others don’t.
6. They won’t accompany you on snowy adventures
Oh, hmm, we seem to have found a picture of a Schnauzer doing exactly that. But, um, we’re sure there must be other reasons not to get a Schnauzer.
7. Okay, we give up, we LOVE Schanuzers and you need to get one right now
See also: 10 reasons you definitely shouldn't get a Border Terrier