Blimey, these dogs have almost nothing going for them. Take a look at our list of all the reasons why you definitely shouldn't get one of these adorable, sorry, ignore that, we mean AWFUL dogs.
1. They're not at all regal or impressive looking
Want to turn heads as you walk down the street? Then the Australian Shepherd is NOT the breed for you…
2. They DO NOT make cute puppies
Nope, there's nothing at all that's cute about this heart-meltingly adorable tiny, weeny little bundle of fur. Nothing at all.
3. See, not cute at all
This puppy is a little older but equally uncute. Okay, she has a little smile and fur that looks as soft as a cloud and the prettiest grey eyes but she's not cute. Nope.
4. They'll refuse to get involved in your life and will never join you for coffee
Looking for a pooch who will join you on your morning coffee run? Look elsewhere, the Australian Shepherd hates coffee…
5. They all look the same
Take your Aussie Shepherd to the park? Get ready to start checking collars because they look exactly the same as every other Aussie Shepherd.
6. They're terribly hard to train and won't do any tricks at all
Trying to train an Australian Shepherd? Good luck! This breed will never do lie down, or roll over or jump, oh…
7. Did we mention that they're not cute? Oh gosh, we're struggling here.
Want.to.say.this.dog.is.not.cute.but.can’t.bring.self.to.do.it…
Fine, the pooch wins! Australian Shepherds are some of the cutest, loveliest, smartest doggos around and as soon as we buy that house in the country, we're getting ten of them!