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Meet Madame Eyebrows, the hilarious pooch who's always in a bad mood

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Grumpy cats have become an internet phenomenon thanks to the legendary Grumpy Cat. This pooch and her eyebrows, though, are giving morose cats a run for their money!

By Natasha James

Published on the 14/07/2020, 12:00, Updated on the 08/02/2021, 13:26

Some are born grumpy, some achieve grumpiness and others have grumpiness thrust upon them.

We’d say Madame Eyebrows certainly falls into the final category thanks to her rather distinctive-looking facial adornments.

Life can't always be sunshine and rainbows


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Glorious pup Madame Eyebrows is an American Bulldog with, to put it mildly, a rather glum-looking face.

However happy or excited she is, however much her tail wags, her eyebrows give her the look of a dog who’d rather be doing anything but what she’s doing now.

Madame lives in Germany and her owners have stated that she’s actually a very happy, loving, and energetic dog but with dark patches over each eye, her face never quite matches her personality.


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A social star

Unsurprisingly, the funny dog has amassed quite the Instagram fanbase with over 136,000 followers who regularly check in to see her latest grumpy exploits.

Madame Eyebrows also has a canine sibling Luna who, despite being a lively, happy Labrador, occasionally manages to match her sister’s expression and get in on the grumpy photos.

Check out Madame Eyebrow’s Instagram account to see the adorable pooch looking decidedly miserable even when she’s wearing Minnie Mouse ears or birthday hats. We dare you not to smile!


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