New dog collar turns your pooch's barks into swear words!

Do you want to know what your dog is really trying to say?

Would you like to know what your dog is really saying when they bark? Well, now you can! But be warned, what comes out of their mouth might just surprise you!

By Ashley Murphy

Published on the 28/02/2020, 11:00

Pet accessories are usually wholesome or super cute, but online retailer MSCHF is selling a dog collar with a difference. Because every time your dog lets out a bark, the collar translates it into a naughty word.

What did your dog just say?

The cuss collar takes your average woofs and turns them into a string of profanities that would make a sailor blush!

You can purchase the collars online for around $60, and each one comes with a comfortable leather strap.

Does your dog bark at all the wrong times? Then here's a guide to preventing excessive barking.

The designers have reminded owners that the collars are just for fun and that our dogs would never really say anything so naughty...

You Can Now Get a Cursing Dog Collar That Will Cuss Every-time Your Dog Barks https://t.co/7Lu8L2prQX pic.twitter.com/eMxd73GgA2
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Still, there's plenty of chances to pull some hilarious pranks on your partner. Imagine the look on their face when your adorable little Pug starts dropping F-bombs!

X-rated barking

But it's probably best if you take the collar off for walkie times or when the in-laws come round for Sunday dinner.

Now it time to meet one of these potty-mouthed pooches for yourself.

WARNING: This video contains barks that some dog owners may find offensive!

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Ashley Murphy

Ashley is a freelance writer based in Manchester. He grew up around pooches, but (unfortunately) he doesn't have the time or space for one of his own. So he volunteers with a local dog-walking agency in his spare time. It's definitely the best part of his week!