15 hilarious Tweets that showcase the REAL difference between cat and dog people
We all have our preferences, whether that is dogs or cats – or sometimes both! But you never realise just how hilarious these differences in opinion are, that is, until the internet starts making jokes about it!
Published on the 20/09/2019, 09:00, Updated on the 19/12/2019, 15:23
Though there are many personality tests, especially online, whether you prefer cats or dogs could be more determining about your personality than any other factor about your life.
It has been revealed that cat people are more ‘introverted and sensitive’ whereas dog people are ‘lively’. Whether you believe this to be true or not, it’s certainly interesting how our pets establish certain personality traits in us.
Are you a dog or cat person?
The tweets below are PAWTASTIC in showing the different sides of having cats or dogs as pets. Do you agree with these statements?
The difference between dog people and cat people: dog people wish their dogs were people. Cat people wish they were cats.— Simon Sinek (@simonsinek) June 23, 2018
The difference between dog owners and cat owners is cat owners know no one wants to see pictures of their pet in the snow.— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) January 29, 2014
dog people hate cats and cat people hate people— ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀʙᴇᴀᴛssᴄɪssᴏʀs! ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ (@paperbeatstweet) August 7, 2018
"Dogs are assholes"— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015
DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole!
"Cats are assholes"
CAT PERSON: Yeah
Cat videos: go viral when a cat is literally just nice to a person— Chloe Dykstra (@skydart) September 7, 2019
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) August 11, 2014
Anyone: “h-“— ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ (@PaulDock93) December 29, 2018
Cat people: “People who don’t like cats only hate them because they’re scared of their power & fear their superior intelligence. They’re scared of an animal with independence unlike a fucking servile pathetic dog.”
Cat: *gets tangled in the blind* x
My cat is a damn anarchist. (Spellcheck tried to correct that to "My cat is a damn antichrist." Spellcheck is a dog person.)— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) January 24, 2017
Dog owner: oh, don’t worry, he’s friendly! He loves people! He’s just a big old softie angel baby and he would never hurt a fly— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) January 6, 2019
Cat owner: he’s a literal monster. Try not to make eye contact with him or otherwise upset him. He will literally eat your face and then LAUGH about it
DOG PEOPLE: I like having a loyal, friendly companion.— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 17, 2015
CAT PEOPLE: I like cleaning up shit and being ignored.
Dog people: My dog is my CHILD.— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 26, 2018
Cat people: my cat is a fully grown adult human being that I invited to live with me and now is somehow in charge of my entire household.
There are three types of cat people:— Sara Alfageeh is Crunchy (@SaraAlfageeh) July 24, 2019
1) all cats are good cats
2) my cat is the best cat, let's make that clear right now, and I could not be paid to give a shit about anyone else's
3) I have a cat because I can't have a dog
Dog People:— Good Grandson Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) September 11, 2015
"your dog is amazing!"
"no, YOUR dog is amazing!"
"my cat is amazing!"
"no, MY cat is amazing!"
Even though the verdict is still out on whether cats or dogs are better, at least all pet owners can agree on this:
At least cat people and dog people can bond over how much they hate people people.— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) October 17, 2016